Busy house? At the weekend it’s very rarely just us and the five kids. We’ll have nieces, nephews, my mum – up to 12 people. Our house on a Sunday is rammed. How do you cope? My sons love Fortnight and I once thought I’d get involved. I asked my daughter, ‘Can you give me some help?’ She said: ‘Not really.’ I thought: ‘Thank you, the love of my life, my eldest daughter, for your input.’ How did you get on? Not well. I could hear the smugness in my oldest two sons when I picked up the joypad and